Bill Belichick May Possibly Be The Best And Worst Thing To Happen To The Manning Brothers!!!

So Boston Legend and awkward silence’s greatest ambassador, Bill Belichick, did Peyton Manning a solid on last night’s Manningcast. As the Former Patriot’s Coach bailed out the future host of the Country Music Awards during a pass-blocking demo. One that was heading towards a cringeworthy dismount. That was until Belichick chimed in with one of his fabled gridiron anecdotes. Dispelling all rumors that the coach prefers to marinate in the uncomfortable.

"I would give those equipment guys $100 if they batted down one of your balls in 7-on-7… I'd pay 'em to knock [Tom Brady's] passes down. The problem was, Brady would pay 'em more. He'd pay 'em $200 if we went through the whole practice & didn't knock one down." – Bill Belichick pic.twitter.com/kBzF85LWG2

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) November 19, 2024

As we all know Belichick’s dominance over the dad-bod of the Manning Family, Peyton, is well documented. However, that’s one manning trait that is dormant in his simpleton younger brother and Patriot’s slayer Eli. As Belichick has graciously alluded to on multiple prior Manningcasts. Which only once again proves Bill Belichick is a far superior man than I will ever be and a good sport on top of it. Because little known fact, Eli Manning has fueled more of my nightmares than walking to school naked has and I will never forgive him for that.

But who would have ever guessed that the one thing the darlings of the football world, the Manning Brothers, needed to become more likable was the curmudgeonly old coach mixing it up with them on the regular? BTW Belichick isn’t still in the game solely for his comic relief. He still knows the game better than the rest of us combined and he’s never been shy to share his wisdom with the less fortunate.

But don’t sleep on Belichick when it comes to busting balls. Because he can go hard in the paint when he feels the need to, just ask Tom Brady if this gut shot landed.

Perhaps the coach should’ve asked his new boy toy, Peyton, “What happens when you take a shot at the king, Tom Brady?” Because his answer would’ve been, “You best not miss Coach!”. A lesson Peyton learned more often than not, living in Brady’s angelic shadow, during Peyton’s dry scone-like forgettable NFL career. That’s in comparison to the G.O.A.T., of course. Or the era we here in The Bean like to refer to as “MASSHOLE NIRVANA”.

Today’s Palate Cleanser comes to you from this guy “Jedi Mind-Tricking” depositing things in difficult places. I’m glad he’s using his powers for clickbait good. The mind is our best weapon, so use it to your advantage. Thus qualifying you for “I understand it now!”, status. As a wiser man than I once said, …”And knowing is half the battle.” – G.I. Joe