Welcome to The-Anti-Social-Media….A place where you can check your race, religion, gender, and sexual preferences at the door because none of that shit matters here. The only thing required of you is the ability to find laughter in the chaotic world all around us. I don’t know where this journey will take us, but it […]
Read More WELCOME TO THE-ANTI-SOCIAL-MEDIAIt appears Trump isn’t building a ballroom; he’s constructing a billion-dollar panic room he can throw his election-stealing co-conspirators a party in. Meanwhile, this January 6th slush fund isn’t a thank-you for a failed coup attempt; that’s what 1,600-plus get-out-of-jail-free pardons were for. No, this 1.7+ billion dollars of taxpayer money is a down-payment-dog whistle […]
Read More Trump’s $1.7+ Billion Dollar Dog Whistle…Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, […]
Read More Don’t Worry The Explosions At Two Middle-East Nuclear Facilities Will Be Blamed On Rat Droppings…There is a running joke among my friends and family that I have a superpower. However, unlike Superman or Sidney Sweeney, I have yet to harness my God-given gifts for the greater good. You see, like most people, I dream and have random thoughts. But it’s the ability to somehow manifest those into reality that […]
Read More Meet Chud The Builder, The Racist Who Shot Himself Like Cheddar Bob….The Politico Article Quoted- https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/05/chuck-edwards-ethics-sexual-harrassment-00906871?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4 Don’t get me wrong, if you’re ridding Congress of sexual predators, you can count me in. I just find it hypocritical coming from gerrymandering’s biggest regret, Nancy Mace. A woman who confuses her MAGA soapbox for the moral high ground. When in reality, the distance between the two requires an […]
Read More Nancy Mace: Advocate For Survivors… Unless The Sex Offender Can Help Her Win A Primary!!!Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing Trump a hundo…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage […]
Read More The Trump Phone Reviews Are In….Congratulations, Todd Blanche. When Kermit kissed a pig’s ass and let his elbow-deep boss speak for him, he immediately turned green. But not you, you big dummy! Despite what that greasy orange ring around the mouth suggests, when you get an opportunity to further your career…you don’t BLOW IT. In fact, as acting Attorney General, […]
Read More Trump on Blanche’s ‘Job’ Performance: “Fore!!!”That’s right, folks, with gun violence against the corrupt political class on the rise, Republicans don’t think common sense gun laws, turning the divisive rhetoric down, or not tricking slow adults into funding their lavish pedophilia will help solve the problem; no, they feel the best remedy is to make the working-class foot the bill […]
Read More Let Them Eat Balls!!!Kash Patel, Trump’s future Former FBI Director and current bobble-eyed booze bag, who spends so much of his day getting blacked out, that his FBI codename is “The Epstein List.” (Side note: Imagine Pam Bondi wasn’t lying when she told Fox News, “The Epstein List is currently sitting on my desk.” But was jokingly referring […]
Read More Southern Poverty Law Center Attacked By Drunk Child!!!Sure, Donald Trump’s Cabinet may have the same vetting process as crystal meth: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Morals… NO PROBLEM!! However, name another administration where the Secretary of Labor can fly under the radar, with a batshit-resume that even Ghislaine Maxwell would consider problematic. I mean, if Lori Chavez-DeRemer were a Democrat, and you […]
Read More Trump Girls Gone Wild…When I originally started calling Kash Patel “Keystone K$SH,” I was referring to his inability to do his job like a Keystone Cop, not his inability to remain alcohol-free like a Keystone Light. However, while most people consider “Drinking on the job” a liability, Kash sees things much differently… And not at all because his […]
Read More Keystone K$SH: When Even Drinking ON The Job, Is ON-Brand!!!
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