Biz Nasty “Took Some, Gave More” As He Fought Off Seven Drunks At A Restaurant!!!

Paul “Biz Nasty” Bissonnette fought off 7 drunken A-holes at a local Restaurant he frequents in his hometown of Scottsdale, Arizona. In case you’re wondering, to your lonesome “How is that even possible CEO?”. Then you obviously don’t know who Biz Nasty is and his unique capability to “chuck knucks” as they say in the fisticuffs game. So, in the words of Kevin Hart’s former crack-addicted Pops, “You gonna learn today!” Let’s begin with the incident itself.

For the entire NBC News articled quoted in this column click the link https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-nhl-star-paul-bissonnette-hospitalized-restaurant-brawl-7-men-arizo-rcna181851

Bissonnette is a former Professional Hockey player who was drafted at the age of 16, to play in the Ontario Hockey League(OHL). After earning his rep for being tough as boulders and a genuine glue guy on the bench, Biz brawled his way around the Pro hockey scene. That was, up until he finally got his first NHL shot with the Pittsburgh Penguins at the start of the 2008-09 season. From there, his legend snowballed as a bona fide locker room guy. After his teammates learned quickly, the only two things bigger than Biz’s gargantuan sack, were his compassionate heart and relentless sense of humor. Now, being a person who has been paid to fight full-grown men for a living, I can tell you from experience. When you have more NHL fights under your belt than overall points, you have earned every hard-fought dollar you’ve made in the League.

Once his playing days were deemed officially over by the still undefeated, “Father Time”. (Real talk…I truly believed TB12 was going to play infinitely)That’s just when Biz’s media stardom started skyrocketing. Proving that his personality was a far more valuable commodity than his face was moonlighting as a speed bag. Bissonnette joined forces with my fellow Massholes and hockey head cases Ryan Whitney and “Rear Admiral” (AKA Brian McGonagle) on “Spittin Chiclets” (The world’s number one hockey podcast, produced by my friends over at Barstool Sports(H/T Prez)). Not to mention Biz’s other hockey analyst positions for the Arizona Coyotes on TV/ Radio, alongside his gig for the NHL on TNT. He’s quite the Bizzy-boy these days. (Sorry, that was comically uncalled for and I do know better)

So now that we know the man, the myth, and the legend behind “Biz Nasty.” Let’s let him, in his own words, tell us all what really went down at his local on that faithful evening. I promise you, you will not be disappointed, and if you are, you can take it up with him. I’m just the messenger here folks, nothing more. Before we go, if “Took Some, Gave More” doesn’t become a household phrase and the inscription of Bissonnette’s tombstone, that would be a legit tragedy.

In Today’s, Palate Cleanser… we have a delightful shop owner and his lovable customer. These Mensches, teach us all a much-needed lesson, just in time for the Thanksgiving Day Weekend, without even meaning to. 

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