New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!

While watching the latest Showtime / Paramount+ series “The Agency” (An in-depth look at the inner workings of the CIA, starring an A+++ cast). Which, btw, I do highly recommend the first two episodes. But that’s burying the lead because they ran a promo for an upcoming documentary about a German rapper turned ISIS terrorist. Now that piqued my interest right from the jump, it was titled “The Honey Trap” AND IT’S airing THIS Friday @10pm EST.

You see, the “Honey Trap” or “Honey Pot”, as it is more commonly known in the espionage game, is when an attractive agent lures in a compromised target of the opposite or same sex to gather intel on the subject, through romantic explosion. Depending, of course, on the desired sexual preferences of the individuals in question. Most often female operatives are enlisted for this type of spycraft detail. However, “desperate times, call for desperate measures”, and in those such circumstances, the job calls for a good old-fashioned deep “Honey-dicking”. Where a man’s touch is required, if you know what I mean. Just in case, the subtlety of the term “Honey-Dicking” was somehow befuddling to you. Now that all the terminology bullshit is squared away, we can carry on.

The major twist in this discombobulated love triangle taking place between the FBI, their Female-Interperator, and their mark Denis Mamadou Gerhard Cuspert (AKA Deso Dogg, AKA Abu Talha Al-Almani, AKA Abou Maleeq, AKA Abu Yasir Al-Almani). A man suffering from such a self-indulgent identity-crisis, that he makes Sean “Puffy” Combs appear Seal-like confident in his name selection by comparison. This character, who now thankfully goes by POS dead-terrorist, was supposed to become the prey of an FBI Honey Potting setup. But somehow, he flipped the script on them. The Rapper turned ISIS propagandist ended up “Honey-dicking” the FBI’s own bait. Turning the entire opp into an epic clusterfuck.

This is just one of the many gripping sagas of Denis Cuspert’s heinous downward spiral. Despite surviving more free lives than name changes, he ultimately ran out of quarters. Officially bringing his game of life to its final conclusion via the second direct drone strike to rain down on him. Desso Dogg is a perfect example of the dangers of online radicalization, regardless of the supposed “cause” involved. It’s always a slippery slope to nowhere worth wild. If this blossoming rapper with career potential could easily be persuaded down the wrong path. Then they should turn his life story into a modern-day afterschool special ASAP. If only to learn from his tragic lessons left behind.

Today’s Palate Cleanser comes just in time to wipe away any evil this world has to offer us daily. If but to remind us all that no matter how many shitty kids you might deal with regularly, the good ones leave us with a lasting memory of hope.