The Daughter of Youtube influencer and batshit crazy Mormon mom Ruby Franke is speaking out about growing up under the watchful eye of her abusive mother and her co-signing internet fans. I’d like to imagine if the tortured big cats from “The Tiger King” series did a tell-all interview, they’d be half as resilient as Ruby Franke’s daughter was during hers. Seeing as growing up in an environment that even Joe Exotic would consider inhumane isn’t the type of trauma that is nonchalantly brushed off like spilled milk. I mean, there’s a legit reason why once the chimpanzees featured in “Chimp Crazy” became adults, their favorite pastime was ripping their captor’s faces off.


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If you aren’t familiar with Ruby Franke’s body of “work,” let me start by saying I’m proud that my fans aren’t willing voyeurs of child neglect snuff films. Now, am I the only person noticing that latter-day Karens display a unique brand of instability, usually only reserved for a Stephen King novel? It makes you wonder if someone accidentally pulled a switcheroo on Ruby’s “Misery” and “Parenting for Dummies” book covers. However, this bitch’s performance makes Kathy Bate’s character Annie Wilkes seem nurturing to her victim. How infuriating is the religious hypocrisy in firmly believing alcohol and coffee are the devil’s playthings, but intentionally starving your own children, deserves a parenting merit badge from Joseph Smith.


Hopefully, the woman behind the wheel of the “8 Passengers” YouTube channel will learn the true meaning of serving hard time. Since the prison yard is no walk in the park for a convicted child abuser like herself. Especially when her luxurious mansion could easily be mistaken for a concentration camp after the disturbing condition this monster’s children were in when police ultimately intervened. Who would’ve thunk being raised by a social media influencer was somehow more hazardous than asking for directions in downtown Gaza while sporting a “Jews for Jesus” bumper sticker across the back of your Vespa.




In today’s Palate Cleanser, we meet “The Dog Guys” Eric and Joey. Two stand-up bros, bringing back hope to the hopeless. Taking shelter dogs out on the town for runs and “peticures” like they’re filming the latest episode of “Extreme Pup Makeover, Adoption Edition.”

