Trump won’t admit to it publicly, but he is furious that ICE killed an innocent white woman named Renee Nicole Good. Shooting a Mexican named Evil in the face, now that’s exactly the kind of material he can totally meander into a 49-minute rally punchline. I mean, the man just openly said, in the 3rd […]
Read More Murder She Wrote!!!Yesterday, an innocent woman was gunned down by ICE, the most cold-blooded of all of Trump’s misfit toys. As Renee Nicole Good was simply going about her business, as most American women do: rushing her kid off to school so she can spend the rest of her day pissing me off in traffic. Sadly, no […]
Read More Get The F*ck Out Of Our Cities, ICE-IS Terrorists!!!I realize Donald Trump, the main reason the phrase is now “You’ve got to suck a few dicks to make an omelette,” is considered the Russian nesting doll of distractions. However, while most people assume that what you’ll find under all those layers of gross is the pedophilia truth about the Epstein files. I am […]
Read More Is Trump Forcing Maduro To Falsely Admit He Stole The 2020 Election For Biden?!?Congratulations, America, you are now the proud owner of Venezuela’s oil reserves, making this the largest US seizure of crude oil since the raid of Diddy’s hump dojo. But fear not, Venezuelans, because when it comes to selling off a country for its parts, Donald Trump is still America First, baby. Meaning your valuable resources […]
Read More America Seized Enough Venezuelan Oil To Supply Diddy’s Prison Sentence!!!Man, I can’t even take a week off without the entire world going to shit. Then again, with Trump in office, every time you take a whiz, it feels like you’re taking more than just your wiener into your own hands. So, in this episode of “How Can Trump Ruin Everyone’s Fucking Day?” Venezuelan President […]
Read More Maduro’s Wife: “Not Exactly The Spontaneous Caribbean Cruise I Had In Mind!”
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