With all the chaos surrounding the wildfires in Los Angeles, I thought it was important to highlight some area residents doing everything they can to lessen the devastation. Now since Firefighters, are already universally considered the Mother Theresa of first responders and receive deserved praise during times of crisis. I figured focusing on some unsung […]
Read More Examining Some Of The Unsung Heros Of The LA Wildfires!!!I thought I had accumulated some embarrassing regrets during my lifetime. However, after hearing about the colossal fuck up our British mate James Howells admitted to publicly 12 years ago on the BBC. I might start Facebooking some old flames to brag about my station in life. Because despite what my ex-wife will most likely […]
Read More Imagine Throwing Away Nearly A Billion Dollars In The Trash!!!A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would […]
Read More A “Dinosaur Highway” Was Recently Uncovered In England!!!So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]
Read More Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?Everyone’s favorite “Caribbean Queen” Rihanna, made a viral New Year’s Eve announcement that she had successfully made it through 2024 booze-less. Now, only the algorithm truly knows whether her statement was the catalyst for Apple News’s nearly simultaneous follow-up campaign for a dry 2025. However, the timing of GMA’s Riri segment and Apple’s Pavlovian News […]
Read More Rihanna Wasn’t The Only One Saying No To Drinks In 2024!!!As one of Barstool Sports OG Stoolies, I’m obviously aware of Dave Portnoy and the juggernaut media empire he has built over the years. In fact, it was a relatively small group of us who were originally around at the very start of it all. One of my closest friends introduced me to Dave when […]
Read More Barstool’s Prez Is The Hero Pizza Deserves!!!Just when I thought my all too short holiday, “vacation…from my problems!” was somewhat turbulent. The horrific Christmas Day footage of a plane crash in Kazakhstan began trending. Then, as tragedies often do, it put my minuscule troubles into perspective. What was first believed to be a freak accident ended up taking the lives of […]
Read More The Azerbaijani Jet’s Flight Pattern Suggests It Was Fleeing Russian Airspace!!!With threats of mass deportations looming over the nation, one woman has been trying her damndest to flee good ole U-S-OF-A, with less than stellar results. Svetlana Dali was once again apprehended sneaking out of the country. This time, she was pinched, making a reverse Taco Bell-style “Run for the Border.” Utilizing a well-known Canadian […]
Read More Is The Stowaway Caught Twice In Two Weeks “The Serial Stowaway’s” Doppelganger?!?I understand New York Cabbies thought ride-sharing apps decimated their ability to earn a living wage. But wait until they hear the devastating news that rats have not only been taught how to drive, but they also thoroughly enjoy doing it. Now before any of you, cocky side hustlers pimping out their rides for Uber […]
Read More Move Over Self-Driving Cars, A New Study Proves Rats Enjoy Driving!!!The only thing you see more on the news these days than drone sightings are elaborate adult runaways. The most well-known of the recent bunch of down-on-their-luck rich white people to consensually go off grid. Was the anti-establishment Ivy-League grad, Luigi Mangione. A complex 26-year-old who disappeared from family and friends long before his audition […]
Read More What’s With All The Elaborate Adult Runaways Trending?!?
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