The Trump Regime Is A Sinking-Ship-Show Full Of Self-Inflicted Leaks!!!

If the key qualification to work under the Trump Regime is blind loyalty to the morally bankrupt. Oftentimes, you get less-than-stellar returns on your investment because loyalty doesn’t come naturally to those willing to turn the other cheek to corruption. And since MAGA doesn’t advertise itself as a sordid organization, sometimes, along the way, members […]

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The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!

I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]

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Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!

Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]

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Why Is The FBI C*ck-Blocking A Potential Grindr Rendezvous With Speaker Mike Johnson?!?

Last year, it came to light that self-described homophobe and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a bizarre arrangement with his teenage son Jack (No, not the singer/surfer Jack Johnson, although in this scenario, I bet the Speaker wishes). Apparently, the two Johnsons had an incestuous agreement to monitor each other’s porn intake like […]

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For The First Time In Trump Rally History, No Fact-Checkers Died From Exhaustion!!!

People from around the globe gathered together to peacefully protest the Trump Regime and their ongoing attack on democracy. Even in my hometown of Boston, there were massive crowds, yet conservative estimates say there were only 100,000 people in attendance. However, have we not learned anything from Trump’s track record? You can never trust a […]

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After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]

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Trump Proves He Can Break Job-Loss Records Without Mismanaging A Pandemic!!!

Trump is such a malignant narcissist that sharing the spotlight with anyone in his first presidential term made him so jealous. He is purposely destroying the worldwide economy again, so this time around, COVID can’t steal any of the credit. This is a fully functional adult talking about the word “groceries” as if the last […]

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Trump’s Liberation Day Is A Joke, And The Punchline Is The American Consumer!!!

Some say “Liberation Day” should’ve been rolled out on April Fools Day, along with all the other shitty jokes. But perhaps, Valentine’s Day would’ve been a more appropriate setting all along if Trump was planning to fuck the American Consumer. And what’s with naming it “Liberation Day” if the only oppression American citizens will be […]

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