The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!

Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]

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Considering Trump Is President Again, The Administration Assumes Americans Are Idiots!!!

When it comes to America’s First Amendment enforcement, Trump is sending some serious mixed messages to the world. So, if you’re a burka-wearing PHD student and publicly voice your opinion, you get kidnapped off the street and sent to prison with no due process. But if you’re a traitorous Cruella De Vil-looking mother fucker with […]

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With America Distracted, Trump Signs An Unconstitutional Voter Suppression Order!!

The media has been justifiably scrutinizing MAGA over haphazardly texting out war plans like a batch of unsolicited but tasteful nudes. Giving Democrats an overdue and much-needed political win to rally around. However, this colossal mishap also gave Trump the perfect cover to sign an unconstitutional executive order denying millions of American citizens the ability […]

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Are Trump Officials Using Signal To Cover Up And Erase The Receipts Of Their Lies, Corruption, And Incompetence?!?

It appears the blamestream media has once again buried the lead. While clear evidence of MAGA’s stupidity makes for clickbait and good ratings, it doesn’t qualify as groundbreaking breaking news. We’ve known for a while that Trump and his co-conspirators’ bumbling criminality are more likely to inspire an episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” than “Ocean’s […]

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Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!

Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥!  Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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