The Daughter of Youtube influencer and batshit crazy Mormon mom Ruby Franke is speaking out about growing up under the watchful eye of her abusive mother and her co-signing internet fans. I’d like to imagine if the tortured big cats from “The Tiger King” series did a tell-all interview, they’d be half as resilient as […]
Read More The Daughter Of An Abusive YouTube Influencer Speaks Out!!!With all the chaos surrounding the wildfires in Los Angeles, I thought it was important to highlight some area residents doing everything they can to lessen the devastation. Now since Firefighters, are already universally considered the Mother Theresa of first responders and receive deserved praise during times of crisis. I figured focusing on some unsung […]
Read More Examining Some Of The Unsung Heros Of The LA Wildfires!!!As a recovering java junky myself, it appears I am losing out on all the heart health perks associated with morning coffee drinking. Which I find rather stunning, considering I’m a jittery, paranoid mess who feels my heart could explode at any minute when I have a few cups of Dunks in the tank. When […]
Read More Morning Coffee Drinkers Receive More Heart Health Perks!!I thought I had accumulated some embarrassing regrets during my lifetime. However, after hearing about the colossal fuck up our British mate James Howells admitted to publicly 12 years ago on the BBC. I might start Facebooking some old flames to brag about my station in life. Because despite what my ex-wife will most likely […]
Read More Imagine Throwing Away Nearly A Billion Dollars In The Trash!!!A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would […]
Read More A “Dinosaur Highway” Was Recently Uncovered In England!!!In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]
Read More Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]
Read More What To Do With Your Christmas Tree If You Missed Your Local Pick-Up Day!!!So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]
Read More Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?Everyone’s favorite “Caribbean Queen” Rihanna, made a viral New Year’s Eve announcement that she had successfully made it through 2024 booze-less. Now, only the algorithm truly knows whether her statement was the catalyst for Apple News’s nearly simultaneous follow-up campaign for a dry 2025. However, the timing of GMA’s Riri segment and Apple’s Pavlovian News […]
Read More Rihanna Wasn’t The Only One Saying No To Drinks In 2024!!!As 2025 is upon us, we say goodbye to back-to-back years of the hottest temperatures Earth has ever seen. Perhaps it’s time we start planning ahead for a somewhat sustainable future. Just in the off chance Elon Musk’s AI worldwide takeover fails miserably, much like his numerous attempts at humor have. Especially if the makeup […]
Read More A Meat Eater’s Investigation Into The Cultivated Meat Industry!!!
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