Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Passed Out Before His Cabinet Meeting Happy Ending!!!A recent report prepared by active and retired FBI agents characterized Kash Patel as an insecure little bitch whose overall vibe is: kids’ table tantrum. If only the thin blue line between saving the day and shitting the bed was an emotional support windbreaker in a women’s smedium. However, Keystone Kash isn’t the FBI Director […]
Read More FBI Report Claims Keystone Kash Is An Insecure Smedium!!!If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
Read More That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!After the House passed the release of the Epstein files in a 427-1 vote, the Senate invoked unanimous consent and quickly sent the bill over to the White House for signature. Where Trump said, “What’s unanimous consent, and if I sign this, can I invoke it retroactively?” Just kidding; Trump was going all in, with […]
Read More Trump’s Reenactment Of The Epstein Files Ends In A Happy Ending!!!After Donald Trump said he wouldn’t stop MAGA from voting their conscience, all but Congressman Clay Higgins voted to release the Epstein files. A turnout that not only convinced Clay Higgins to unmute his GOP Signal chat but also solidified the deportation of Trump’s “Reverse-Psychology Guy.” Sure, Democrats never believe a word Trump says, and […]
Read More Clay Higgins Earns Coveted NAMBLA Endorsement!!!Donald Trump announced he will not subvert the release of the Epstein files, but will sure as shit give a full pardon when Pam Bodi does. That’s the thing about pledging loyalty to a Sex Offender: you’re not only forced to kiss Trump’s ass, but to also eat it. Which is nothing compared to the […]
Read More Trump Won’t Derail The Release Of The Epstein Files, But An Open Investigation Will!!!I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of […]
Read More Trump And MTG Square Off In A MAGA Battle Of Wits, Completely Unarmed!!!Now that the discharge petition has reached the necessary 218 votes to release the Epstein files, the GOP suddenly realizes they can no longer protect Donald Trump. Sure, their first instinct was to jump into bed with a sex offender, but even Republicans prefer covering their own ass to getting fucked by a pedophile. Which […]
Read More The Groupies Of Pedophiles (GOP) Are Stuck Between A Rock And A Sex Offender!!!Ever since Zohran Mamdani won back control of New York City from a billion rats and Sex Luther. Donald Trump has been treating the affordability crisis like the boy who cried communism. Despite Trump planning his own redistribution of America’s wealth, one $2000-taxpayer-bribe at a time. What’s the difference between socialism and a $2000 Trump […]
Read More MAGA Mamdani: Making Nazis Socialists Again!!!
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