Tag: ABC News

Thanks To Trump’s Government Shutdown, Air-Traffic Controllers Are Winging It!!!

Donald Trump took time out of hanging federal employees, no longer useful to him, out to dry, or, as KKKaroline calls it, “The Epstein Severance Package,” to send Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy (The one Trump appointee who heard the MAGA slogan “Trans For Everyone”, and thought “My job just got a whole lot harder!”) […]

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Trump Is More Concerned With Escalator Payback Than Russian Fighter Jets In Alaska!!!

Donald Trump took time out of bitching about a civil disobedient escalator at the UN being nothing more than an UPPITY STAIRCASE, ON THE LEFT. To protect the vital interests of American national security. No, not from Russian fighter jets taunting Sarah Palin as she watches the War in Ukraine from her Alaskan front porch. […]

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Funny How Carpool Kilmar Is Back Just In Time To Squash The Trump/Musk Beef!!!

Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells […]

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The Biden Clone-Bot Coverage Highlights The Media’s Glaring Presidential Double Standard!!!

Donald Trump has officially lost the plot, now claiming President Biden was executed back in 2020 and somehow replaced with a clone/robot. And despite the evident scientific discrepancies between the two, that will no doubt have sci-fi nerds everywhere losing their collective shit. It does once again prove that no matter how certifiably crazy Trump’s […]

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DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!

By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]

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Trump Tries To Rebrand The “N-Word” During Fox News Interview!!!

During a Fox News appearance that felt a lot more like two grown men committing consensual public indecency than conducting an interview, Donald Trump coaxed his accomplice Bret Baier into rebranding the definition of the “N-word” from racial slur to “nuclear.” Apparently, Trump feels it’s wildly inappropriate to call minorities the “N-word” because not saying […]

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ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!

I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]

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The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!

I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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