Murder She Wrote!!!

Trump won’t admit to it publicly, but he is furious that ICE killed an innocent white woman named Renee Nicole Good. Shooting a Mexican named Evil in the face, now that’s exactly the kind of material he can totally meander into a 49-minute rally punchline. I mean, the man just openly said, in the 3rd […]

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Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!

While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]

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