Tag: Christian Nationalist

Move Over Joni Ernst, MAGA Mace, And Her Burner Bots Want All The Clicks!!!

Just when you thought Joni Ernst was zeroing in on the title of Congressperson most likely to manufacture sympathy by having their own mother’s house swatted. Nancy Mace, gerrymanderings’ posterchild, and the reason 95% of her ex-boyfriends currently have legal representation. Used her so-called tech savvy to create an infinite burner bot army to storm […]

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Trump Turns “Earth-Shattering” Announcement Into A No Chill Roast Of His Fatso “Friend”!!!

Donald Trump’s self-described “Earth Shattering” announcement was nothing more than a previously failed policy mulligan from his first term. And, despite the notorious golf cheat being more well-versed in concealing mulligans than publicizing them, it turns out the only person’s Earth shattered by this reveal was the shrapnel recipient who learned during the roast portion […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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Why Is The FBI C*ck-Blocking A Potential Grindr Rendezvous With Speaker Mike Johnson?!?

Last year, it came to light that self-described homophobe and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a bizarre arrangement with his teenage son Jack (No, not the singer/surfer Jack Johnson, although in this scenario, I bet the Speaker wishes). Apparently, the two Johnsons had an incestuous agreement to monitor each other’s porn intake like […]

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Congrats White Privilege You’ve Outdone Yourself With The Jan 6th Pardons!!!

What a banner week it’s been for White Privilege. It began with the triumphant return of TikTok, the preferred propaganda promotion algorithm of the Tween White Supremacy movement nationwide. This was quickly followed up by the news that the so-called invasive “diversity and equity programs” have been returned to their rightful owners, with nepotism and […]

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