With America Distracted, Trump Signs An Unconstitutional Voter Suppression Order!!

The media has been justifiably scrutinizing MAGA over haphazardly texting out war plans like a batch of unsolicited but tasteful nudes. Giving Democrats an overdue and much-needed political win to rally around. However, this colossal mishap also gave Trump the perfect cover to sign an unconstitutional executive order denying millions of American citizens the ability […]

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MAGA Matt Foley’s Motivational Speech Steers DOJ From Fentanyl To Fascism!!!

To silence his critics claiming the Department of Justice has been weaponized against his opponents, Donald Trump made a rare Presidential speech to the traditionally apolitical government body. However, in a very Trumpian turn of events, he proved all his detractors correct by morphing into MAGA Matt Foley and turning his appearance from a whataboutism […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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