Sure, justice for Trump would be a prison sentence, but getting fucked in the end by a pedophile does make for a sweet karmic consolation prize. Since it is obvious, Trump underestimated the fly-to-shit attraction between morons and conspiracy theories. Not to mention, the Epstein files have always been the lube MAGA influencers used to […]
Read More Trump Getting F*cked By A Pedophile In The End Is Karma At Its FinestCharlie Kirk, MAGA’s notorious mouthpiece, whose refusal to shut the fuck up for more than two minutes at a time, not only earned him a place high atop the fascist-foodchain but ultimately cost him first prize at last year’s Mr. Bean look-a-like contest. Now, along with being Harper College’s biggest regret, this bigotted buzz kill […]
Read More Charlie Kirk Took Time Out Of Housing Baby Ruths With Chunk To Blame DEI For Texas Floods!!!It turns out that when young girls were being swept away from camp cots by deadly Texas flood waters, FEMA search and rescue teams were forced to sit on their thumbs for 72 hours waiting for Cosplay Kristi Noem to sign off on their deployment. However, it turns out she was far too busy asking […]
Read More FEMA’s Texas Response Slowed Because Cosplay Kristi’s Scuba Gear Was Lost In The Attic!!!With the DOJ’s cover-up of Trump’s bromance with Sex-Trafficker-to-the-Stars Jeffery Epstein, transitioning from the Fingers-Crossed-The-Press-Doesn’t-Ask-Any-Epstein-Questions stage to the Well-Since-That-Didn’t-Work-How-Can-We-Blame-Biden stage. Elon Musk continues to act as most jealous exes do: by publicly accusing his former lover and his squad of shady sidekicks of displaying NAMBLA tendencies. After saving a comfy seat for Steve Bannon under […]
Read More Congrats MAGA, You Didn’t Dismantle A Pedophile Deep State, You Created One!!!Whether it’s being the leading cause of the worldwide COVID spread, defunding cancer research, dismantling FEMA, cutting Medicare, food assistance, climate change protections, or a myriad of other lifesaving programs, Donald Trump is racking up a body count similar to other preventable disasters like the slave trade, world wars, or Christianity. So when blame inevitably […]
Read More Add Texas Flood Victims To Trump’s Growing Body Count!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump; thanks to you, the 4th of July can now be associated with a net loss of US independence from tyrannical twats. Considering ten years from now, people won’t be getting blackout drunk at 4th of July parties to celebrate Independence Day but to forget how Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill killed more innocent […]
Read More Congress Passes Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill!!!Two-week Trump strikes again, and by strike, I mean sits on his thumb and hopes everyone will be talking about how he fucked-up something much more significant fourteen days from now. For someone so thoughtless, Trump requires an awful lot of time to formulate the shittiest excuses imaginable. This guy says “Two weeks” so much […]
Read More Two-Week Trump, TACOs Again!!!First, Trump told Iran that America wasn’t plotting to kill their Supreme Leader and, in the ultimate display of mixed messages, he then announced any negotiations on his behalf would be handled by “Pudgy The Grim Reaper” JD Vance, which was not only how the Catholic Church suffered its own sudden leadership void. But the […]
Read More Trump Threatens Iran With War And The US With Another Sh*tty Phone!!!When the Israeli attack on the Iranian nuclear infrastructure began, the Trump regime distanced themselves from Israel’s airstrikes so fast you would’ve thought Benjamin Netanyahu’s name had also appeared in the Epstein files. However, within hours, Trump had not only changed his tune, faster than one of his own dirty diapers, on Israel’s military escalation. […]
Read More Trump’s Ego Baited US Into Conflict After Netanyahu Claimed He Is Iran’s “Enemy #1” Target!!!Yesterday, Donald Trump threw himself a birthday bender/ authoritarian military flex that drew millions of people to gather around the world. And, although that number included protesters of Trump’s emotional support parade and soldiers participating under threat of court-martial, at least dozens of those in attendance were either celebrating fascism or on their way to […]
Read More Even Though The Weather Held Up “No Kings” Reigned On Trump’s Parade!!!
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