Trump Plans To Call Dibs On The Gaza Coast And Rename It Trump’s Noble Beach Prize!!!

Donald Trump is traveling to the Middle East, not only to sign a Hamas-Israeli peace agreement, but to officially call dibs on the Gaza coastline and rename it Trump’s Noble Beach Prize. However, when it comes to ending the war, it’s obvious Trump also has some non-Nobel Peace Prize ulterior motives. After all, when asked […]

Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!

While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]

Republican Voters Are Demanding Answers From The GOP DOGE-Bags!!!

Elon Musk took some quality time off from pilfering the US Treasury Department to attend the GOP circle-jerk known as CPAC last night. Parading himself around like a chainsaw-wielding weirdo ready for a public relations abortion. Yet his terrible impression of an adult man with human friends and feelings fooled absolutely no one watching in […]

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