If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!After Donald Trump said he wouldn’t stop MAGA from voting their conscience, all but Congressman Clay Higgins voted to release the Epstein files. A turnout that not only convinced Clay Higgins to unmute his GOP Signal chat but also solidified the deportation of Trump’s “Reverse-Psychology Guy.” Sure, Democrats never believe a word Trump says, and […]
Read More Clay Higgins Earns Coveted NAMBLA Endorsement!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?“NBA Players and Coaches Involved In A Mafia-Backed Gambling Ring”, now that is just the kind of clickbait that could not only earn Keystone Kash Fanduel’s largest payout in prop bet history, but also a seat at the big boy table come next month’s Cabinet meeting. Because even Kim Jong Goon enjoys when the top […]
Read More NBA Players And Coaches Indicted In A Mafia Gambling Sting: Or, As Trump Calls It, Perfect Timing!!!Sure, Donald Trump has an “America First” agenda, but so did Osama Bin Laden, and I don’t remember Fox News calling him “Patriotic”. I mean, allowing Qatar’s Air Force to set up shop in Idaho might be good news for the state’s lone Halal grocery shop, “Atta Boy’s,” but not so much for the residents […]
Read More A Qatari Air Force Base In Idaho Is Sending Some Serious “America First” Mixed Messages!!!Marjorie Taylor Greene: Republican congresswoman, who continues to vote against her own party’s interests, which not only earned her the title MAGA Manchin, but her recent support of Democrats puts an entirely new spin on the slogan “Back the Blue.” The once HMIC(Head-MAGAT-In-Charge) now appears to cherish her new role as GOP spoiler as she […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Absolutely Nailing Her Squad Audition!!!Attorney General and inspiration for MAGA Cunt Barbie, Pam Bondi, proved once again why she is so uniquely qualified to be Matt Gaetz’s Sloppy-Seconds. Bleach Bondi arrived at yesterday’s Senate hearings armed with only a notebook, her personality, and looks, all of which can be described as even more damaging to the evil stepmom image […]
Read More Bleach Bondi Goes Full “Mean Girls” At Hearing After Photos Reveal Her Senator Burn Book!!!With the United States government shutting its doors for the first time since 2020, back when it contracted Covid and a debilitating strain of Democrat Derangement Syndrome, both from Donald Trump. That, to this day, is considered fact-resistant and highly contagious among the unvaccinated and the dumb fuck community overall. The GOP has once again […]
Read More Welcome To Trump’s Government ShutShow!!!Unlike getting married on 9/11, so you will “Never Forget” your anniversary, there’s nothing humorous about Donald Trump declaring war on an American city. Despite his failed attempt to do so via a cringeworthy “Apocalypse Now” Truth Social meme that reeks of big dictator envy. Trump even claimed, “I love the smell of deportations in […]
Read More Trump’s War Is On Elections, Not Chicago!!!RFK Jr., the unfortunate result of the Kennedy Family experimenting with deep fryers during water births, testified before Congress yesterday in his lone article of formal wear not considered Canadian-tuxedo chic. Well, that’s if you can call what took place yesterday, testifying under oath, and not the spot-on imitation of a bullfrog’s panic attack. MAGA […]
Read More Anti-Vax Jr’s Policies Will F*ck More Kids Than Trump, Maxwell, And Epstein Combined!!!
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