Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
Read More That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]
Read More Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!Donald Trump took time out of subtweeting dictators about sleepover FOMO like a passive-aggressive Burn Book entry from Regina George, to call his bestie’s child sex trafficking victims’ side of the story, a hoax. Yes, the same POS who recently painted the Mexican Border Wall black, only to then force the Smithsonian to whitewash its […]
Read More Trump Calls Bestie’s Child Sex-Trafficking Victims A Hoax!!!
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