Tag: January 6th

Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!

Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]

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Trump Defies Old Age, Somehow Pats Himself On The Back For An Entire Middle-East Trip!!!

Donald Trump pulled off an amazing accomplishment this week, and I would consider myself a hater if, for once, I couldn’t put my differences aside to acknowledge this achievement. So, credit where credit is due: congratulations, Donald Trump. Most men your age not only tear a rotator cuff patting themselves on the back, but don’t […]

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Over The Last Decade 96% Of All Political Killings Were By Right-Wing Assassins!!!

No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable […]

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Is The White House Bible Study Group Ground Zero For The Epstein Coverup?!?

Just when the Epstein case had Christians thinking, “Finally, a pedophilia scandal, we can tweet about!” Pam Bondi and Alex Acosta did what any accomplice to a sex crime does: found “God” just in time for the cover-up. Converting the White House Bible Study Group into “The Sticky-Situation Room.” Ground zero for Trump’s Epstein File […]

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Sex-Trafficker’s Cellmate Opens Up About Trump’s Epstein Involvement!!!

Republicans have been pushing this narrative that if Donald Trump were partaking in sex crimes as Epstein’s wingman, then wouldn’t Democrats have used the Biden years to bring him to justice? As if Republicans didn’t spend four years accusing Democrats of a “Witch Hunt” for attempting to hold Trump accountable for orchestrating history’s first nationally […]

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DOJ Hires Wannabe Cop-Killer Insurrectionist, As Jan 6th Investigators Get Sh*t-Canned By FBI!!!

Kash Patel, fresh off nailing two-thirds of the “Eyes Wide Shut” portion of the secretive Epstein meeting on Wednesday night. Has been tasked with hunting down Texas Democrats in Illinois like a bite-sized Douche the Bounty Hunter, with all the jurisdictional authority of a Walmart Greeter at Bed Bath & Beyond. Not to mention, he’s […]

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