Murder She Wrote!!!

Trump won’t admit to it publicly, but he is furious that ICE killed an innocent white woman named Renee Nicole Good. Shooting a Mexican named Evil in the face, now that’s exactly the kind of material he can totally meander into a 49-minute rally punchline. I mean, the man just openly said, in the 3rd […]

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Donny’s DC Dictatorship Isn’t Only A Distraction, It’s An Insurance Policy For Jan 6th 2029!!!

Donald Trump took time out of his busy schedule of golfing, ballroom renovations, and dodging Epstein questions like a CDC employee taking on Anti-Vax gunfire. To convince America that the best way to make Washington, DC, safe is to pardon 1,500 violent criminals back onto the streets. And since the best remedy to combat crime […]

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