Tag: Jimmy Kimmel Live

JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!

Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]

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For The First Time In Trump Rally History, No Fact-Checkers Died From Exhaustion!!!

People from around the globe gathered together to peacefully protest the Trump Regime and their ongoing attack on democracy. Even in my hometown of Boston, there were massive crowds, yet conservative estimates say there were only 100,000 people in attendance. However, have we not learned anything from Trump’s track record? You can never trust a […]

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Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!

In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]

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