Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!

Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]

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Top US Military Minds Fired While Tween “Big Balls” Is Senior Homeland Security Advisor!!!

The Trump Administration has proven once again that “Project 2025” is just a tolerable slogan for its legit title, “Right-Wing Hypocrisy For Dummies.” The MAGA playbook considers hiring federal employees over race, gender, and diversity equity punishable offenses. However, when it comes to downsizing the same workforce, those are the exact standards deployed. Firing employees […]

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