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Rip Tan Stinkle Passed Out Before His Cabinet Meeting Happy Ending!!!

Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from […]

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NBA Players And Coaches Indicted In A Mafia Gambling Sting: Or, As Trump Calls It, Perfect Timing!!!

“NBA Players and Coaches Involved In A Mafia-Backed Gambling Ring”, now that is just the kind of clickbait that could not only earn Keystone Kash Fanduel’s largest payout in prop bet history, but also a seat at the big boy table come next month’s Cabinet meeting. Because even Kim Jong Goon enjoys when the top […]

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