Tag: MAGA Shutdown

Congratulations, Chuck Schumer; At Least, The Baileys Are Happy!!!

The government shutdown is unofficially over. Republicans can finally celebrate losing healthcare for millions of Americans, unlike Democrats, who couldn’t make it an entire week without accidentally shooting the country in the dick again. Although Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer will sleep soundly knowing that the Shutdown is nearing its end. Now that his imaginary […]

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Hunting Brown People Remains Trump’s Top Priority, While Feeding Children, Not So Much!!!

The government shutdown has entered day 30, which not only means air traffic controllers and SNAP recipients won’t be getting paid, but that ICE is now officially hunting brown people out of the kindness of their hearts. Just kidding, Homeland Security has authorized a special “super check” for all ICE agents that not only covers […]

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