Yesterday, all hell broke loose between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and by “All hell broke loose,” I mean two emotionally impotent men were alternating hissy fits over social media like they were dueling banjos. And in case you were wondering, that resonating awkward silence you felt was either Morons involuntarily re-entering reality’s atmosphere or […]
Read More Shock And AWWWWWW….. Yeah!!!Marjorie Taylor Greene is now openly admitting she would have never voted for Trump’s bill if she had only known what was in it. However, she claims it wasn’t her fault because her vote had already been cast before she had a chance to read all about its content on her Twitter feed. Apparently, Greene […]
Read More Marjorie And Musk’s MAGA Meltdown!!!David Richardson, FEMA’s Acting Administrator and incestual offspring of “Vigo the Carpathian,” the evil painting from Ghostbusters 2, said he thought hurricane season was nothing more than a myth like the female orgasm or American democracy. I guess it’s hard to comprehend how a storm cycle could have a start and end date if you’re a […]
Read More Have You Heard FEMA’s Hurricane Hilarious, David Richardson’s Latest Joke?!?Donald Trump has officially lost the plot, now claiming President Biden was executed back in 2020 and somehow replaced with a clone/robot. And despite the evident scientific discrepancies between the two, that will no doubt have sci-fi nerds everywhere losing their collective shit. It does once again prove that no matter how certifiably crazy Trump’s […]
Read More The Biden Clone-Bot Coverage Highlights The Media’s Glaring Presidential Double Standard!!!Just when you thought Joni Ernst was zeroing in on the title of Congressperson most likely to manufacture sympathy by having their own mother’s house swatted. Nancy Mace, gerrymanderings’ posterchild, and the reason 95% of her ex-boyfriends currently have legal representation. Used her so-called tech savvy to create an infinite burner bot army to storm […]
Read More Move Over Joni Ernst, MAGA Mace, And Her Burner Bots Want All The Clicks!!!Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering […]
Read More Will Iowa’s Joni Ernst Triple Down On Her Condescending Karen Of The Corn Bit?!?Elon Musk showed up at the White House yesterday the way most people arrive at their intervention, sporting a fresh black eye and dressed like he had just hitchhiked from a club promoter’s funeral. So it was no surprise when The NY Times reported that Elon Musk was hopped up on so much Ketamine during […]
Read More If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool, Then Consider Musk, Miles Davis!!!This week, Dan Bongino and Kash Patel appeared on Fox News to discuss their new gigs heading up the FBI. But somehow, this dipshit duo turned a couple propaganda puff pieces heading into the midterms into viral campaign ads for the Democrats. Bongino looked and sounded more like he was filming a hostage video than […]
Read More The Trump Regime Is Way Out Of It’s Depth!!!By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]
Read More DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!Donald Trump woke up on Memorial Day how he often does, on the wrong side of a Melania-less bed, screaming Joe Biden’s name. He then immediately took to Truth Social to shit on his predecessor so much that if it wasn’t for Trump’s full diaper, you would believe his IBS diagnosis stood for Irritable Biden […]
Read More Don TACO’s Memorial Day Meltdown!!
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