Tag: politics

On Today’s Episode Of, “UGH…They’re The Worst,” W.H. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt!!!

I must start today’s article on a rather somber note. I need to make a retraction to something I wrote yesterday in regards to Trump’s latest poach from the Fox News un-stable of bitches “talent,” Jeanine Piro. I regret to say that when I referred to her as “the inspiration for Propaganda Karen Barbie,” I misspoke. […]

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Happy DOGEBAG Day….Has Everyone Congratulated Trump For His Recent WW I And II Victories?!?

Donald Trump has racked up more self-inflicted losses over the years than his less problematic spirit animal, Wile E. Coyote. (Who, thanks to Trump’s trade war, now has to pay ridiculous tariffs for all his Acme products.) So, to alter public perception, Trump has invented two brand new holidays, taking unilateral praise for the outcome […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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Trump’s Military-Themed Birthday Bonanza Is The Frosting On The Dictatorship Cake!!!

Most well-adjusted children stop throwing themselves GI Joe-themed birthday parties after graduating from elementary school. Donald Trump, on the other hand, has been described as racist, perverted, rude, fat, and disgusting over the years, but never once has he been called well-adjusted. So, at 79 years of age, Trump is planning a multi-million dollar authoritarian-style […]

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Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!

I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]

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JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!

Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]

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