As if Trump attending the Pope’s funeral looking like a ginormous pile of Gargamel’s Smurf shit wasn’t disrespectful enough. He also chose the somber event to prove when it comes to public sleep farting, President Biden doesn’t hold a candle to Dozy Donny’s fat ass, and not just to prevent blasting a Dutch oven wildfire […]
Read More Dozy Donny Paid His Final Disrespects To Pope Francis!!!Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]
Read More The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]
Read More The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]
Read More Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!Nancy Mace was caught on camera during her latest hysterical outburst. And by “caught,” I mean she willfully posted a video any other Karen would pay ransom for just to keep it out of the public eye. If self-awareness was a superpower, then MAGA Mace is the Kryptonite. Even Helen Keller would recognize that was […]
Read More The Unbearable Weight Of Mace’s No Talent!!!Like the Ohio State National Championship trophy, Pope Francis didn’t survive his visit with JD Vance. But, unlike the top college football prize, the Pontiff’s remains are fully intact. People are now speculating that Vance killed the Pope for initially refusing to meet with him himself. But if sending your lackey in your place was […]
Read More After The Pope Dissed MAGA, Vance Bored Him To Death!!!Donald Trump has a unique ability to keep and break the same promise simultaneously. Take the War in Ukraine, for example. According to President Zelenskyy, Ukrainian citizens, NATO allies, and the American public at large, Trump not only broke his promise to end the conflict on day 1 of his dictatorship, but he also appears […]
Read More Diplomacy And Democracy In Ukraine Are A Bridge To Far For The Trump Regime!!!According to Senator Lisa Murkowski, life as a moderate in the MAGA-verse is much more like surviving domestic assault in an abusive relationship than enjoying unlimited access to Kid Rock and partaking in all-you-can-drink topless “My Pillow” fights. So, to anyone still claiming both political parties are equally deplorable. When Democrat Joe Manchin routinely voted […]
Read More Republicans Now Fear The Wrath Of Their Own Creation!!!On the list of those culpable for the US devolving into an authoritarian dictatorship, Donald Trump falls somewhere near the bottom. Sure, Trump is a deranged lunatic who destroyed nearly 250 years of democratic values in the blink of an eye. But evil people like him are a dime a dozen. For example, there was […]
Read More The United States Is Now A Dictatorship Full Stop!!!If the key qualification to work under the Trump Regime is blind loyalty to the morally bankrupt. Oftentimes, you get less-than-stellar returns on your investment because loyalty doesn’t come naturally to those willing to turn the other cheek to corruption. And since MAGA doesn’t advertise itself as a sordid organization, sometimes, along the way, members […]
Read More The Trump Regime Is A Sinking-Ship-Show Full Of Self-Inflicted Leaks!!!
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