The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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Election Truth Alliance Has Uncovered Massive Potential Early Vote Manipulation Data In 2024 Battleground States!!!

MAGA has co-opted plenty of United States symbols and traditions to advance its fascist agenda over its lifespan. Whether it’s the American flag, faux patriotism, unfashionable red hats, or racism, it’s way too easy to recognize a Trump sycophant in the wild. Now, besides the American flag, as far as I’m concerned, they can keep […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Interim First Lady Musk Will Be Trump’s Date At His State Of The Dictatorship Speech!!!

So, DOGE-Bag-in-Chief Elon Musk will attend Trump’s State of the Dictatorship speech as his guest. During the event, it appears Musk will be positioned inside the First Lady’s box. Which, much like the State of New York, is another venue where Trump has been banned from conducting his sordid business. Musk’s appearance is a follow-up […]

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Sugar Bush Proves To Be A Sticky Situation For Vance And His Family!!!

JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, […]

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After Reviewing His Top 5 Accomplishments Last Week, Trump Deserves To Be Fired For Cause!!!

Now that Musk and his DOGE-Bags are obsessed with emails evaluating the federal workforce, pigeonholing their human worth into detailed top 5 lists of completed tasks. Then, sooner or later, Trump should lead by example and face the same intense scrutiny over his performance. Especially if he considers himself the country’s first Supreme Leader. Sure, […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!

Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]

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Habitual FBI Informant And Traitor Enrique Tarrio, Slaps A Woman At The Capital!!!

So relentless POS Enrique Tarrio made his audacious return to the Capital grounds the other day. To say the Capital police were looking forward to the re-appearance of the January 6th architect would be like saying the Polish were looking forward to Hitler’s unannounced visit in 1939. However, unlike Poland, the Capital Officers didn’t allow […]

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