The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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Election Truth Alliance Has Uncovered Massive Potential Early Vote Manipulation Data In 2024 Battleground States!!!

MAGA has co-opted plenty of United States symbols and traditions to advance its fascist agenda over its lifespan. Whether it’s the American flag, faux patriotism, unfashionable red hats, or racism, it’s way too easy to recognize a Trump sycophant in the wild. Now, besides the American flag, as far as I’m concerned, they can keep […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Sugar Bush Proves To Be A Sticky Situation For Vance And His Family!!!

JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, […]

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Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!

Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]

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With Zero Votes Cast Voter Suppression Still Won The 2024 Election!!!

The fedora-wearing investigative journalist Greg Palast has been sifting through the 2024 Presidential election data wreckage. As predicted, the GOP’s targeted attack on minority voting rights was overwhelmingly successful for Trump. In Fact, recent Republican voting legislation has been the reason more black people’s votes weren’t cast for Democrats than polling taxes, wrongful felony convictions, […]

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When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?

Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]

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