Tag: Social Media

There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!

Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]

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Trump Turns “Earth-Shattering” Announcement Into A No Chill Roast Of His Fatso “Friend”!!!

Donald Trump’s self-described “Earth Shattering” announcement was nothing more than a previously failed policy mulligan from his first term. And, despite the notorious golf cheat being more well-versed in concealing mulligans than publicizing them, it turns out the only person’s Earth shattered by this reveal was the shrapnel recipient who learned during the roast portion […]

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Will Trump Make American Manufacturing Great Again By Making $400 Million Qatari Private Jets Exempt From Tariffs?!?

Karoline Leavitt was still buzzing from her Oscar-worthy performance at her White House press briefing in which she acted mortified at the mere thought of Trump financially benefitting from the presidency, when news broke of Donald, “The Oval Orifice,” Trump had been gifted a $400 million flying mega-mansion by the Qatari government. Prompting KKKaroline to […]

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On Today’s Episode Of, “UGH…They’re The Worst,” W.H. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt!!!

I must start today’s article on a rather somber note. I need to make a retraction to something I wrote yesterday in regards to Trump’s latest poach from the Fox News un-stable of bitches “talent,” Jeanine Piro. I regret to say that when I referred to her as “the inspiration for Propaganda Karen Barbie,” I misspoke. […]

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Happy DOGEBAG Day….Has Everyone Congratulated Trump For His Recent WW I And II Victories?!?

Donald Trump has racked up more self-inflicted losses over the years than his less problematic spirit animal, Wile E. Coyote. (Who, thanks to Trump’s trade war, now has to pay ridiculous tariffs for all his Acme products.) So, to alter public perception, Trump has invented two brand new holidays, taking unilateral praise for the outcome […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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Trump’s Military-Themed Birthday Bonanza Is The Frosting On The Dictatorship Cake!!!

Most well-adjusted children stop throwing themselves GI Joe-themed birthday parties after graduating from elementary school. Donald Trump, on the other hand, has been described as racist, perverted, rude, fat, and disgusting over the years, but never once has he been called well-adjusted. So, at 79 years of age, Trump is planning a multi-million dollar authoritarian-style […]

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Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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