Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?

Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turned on one another faster than the Gallagher Brothers in an Oasis Crime Family. However, Kristi Noem hand-picked Greg Bovino, which, in […]

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Murder She Wrote!!!

Trump won’t admit to it publicly, but he is furious that ICE killed an innocent white woman named Renee Nicole Good. Shooting a Mexican named Evil in the face, now that’s exactly the kind of material he can totally meander into a 49-minute rally punchline. I mean, the man just openly said, in the 3rd […]

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Donald Trump Plans To Kill As Many People As It Takes To Reach Peace!!!

Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named […]

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Thanks To Trump’s Government Shutdown, Air-Traffic Controllers Are Winging It!!!

Donald Trump took time out of hanging federal employees, no longer useful to him, out to dry, or, as KKKaroline calls it, “The Epstein Severance Package,” to send Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy (The one Trump appointee who heard the MAGA slogan “Trans For Everyone”, and thought “My job just got a whole lot harder!”) […]

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