Tag: The-Anti-Social-Media

DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!

By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]

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Habeas Corpus Denier Kristi Noem Challenges Harvard’s Grasp Of The Law!!!

Kristi Noem, fresh off proving her understanding of constitutional law, wasn’t nearly as extensive as her collection of bedazzled bulletproof vests after getting wedgied in front of Congress by the definition of habeas corpus. And while the shame alone would debilitate most, it somehow didn’t discourage the c#nty cosplay queen from taking on Harvard Law’s […]

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Trump Tries To Rebrand The “N-Word” During Fox News Interview!!!

During a Fox News appearance that felt a lot more like two grown men committing consensual public indecency than conducting an interview, Donald Trump coaxed his accomplice Bret Baier into rebranding the definition of the “N-word” from racial slur to “nuclear.” Apparently, Trump feels it’s wildly inappropriate to call minorities the “N-word” because not saying […]

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RFK Jr Testified Under Oath To Congress That He’s Completely Full Of Sh*t!!!

RFK JR, the unfortunate fallout of the Kennedy family now being gun-shy about lobotomies, testified under oath to Congress, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Quite a shocking revelation for a man whose existence revolves entirely around spreading unsolicited medical disinformation like a defective Dr. Know-It-All. Well then, what’s next? […]

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There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!

Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]

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Trump Turns “Earth-Shattering” Announcement Into A No Chill Roast Of His Fatso “Friend”!!!

Donald Trump’s self-described “Earth Shattering” announcement was nothing more than a previously failed policy mulligan from his first term. And, despite the notorious golf cheat being more well-versed in concealing mulligans than publicizing them, it turns out the only person’s Earth shattered by this reveal was the shrapnel recipient who learned during the roast portion […]

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Will Trump Make American Manufacturing Great Again By Making $400 Million Qatari Private Jets Exempt From Tariffs?!?

Karoline Leavitt was still buzzing from her Oscar-worthy performance at her White House press briefing in which she acted mortified at the mere thought of Trump financially benefitting from the presidency, when news broke of Donald, “The Oval Orifice,” Trump had been gifted a $400 million flying mega-mansion by the Qatari government. Prompting KKKaroline to […]

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