If Donald Trump didn’t want infighting in his administration, recruiting cabinet members from The Real Word cast was a piss-poor choice. Do you know how you can tell Trump has never watched MTV? After reading “Road Rules” on Sean Duffy’s resume, he thought, “Wow, already proficient at making rules of the road, this is the […]
Read More More Infighting Among MAGA’s Mental Midgets!!!President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]
Read More Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]
Read More Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?Well, folks, it appears Mike Waltz and his simpleton sidekick Alex Wong will be bounced unceremoniously from their positions for adding the Wong journalist to the Wong Signal chat. The move comes only a month removed from it, being the appropriate decision, allowing Trump enough wiggle room to take full undeserved credit for whatever bullshit […]
Read More Mike Waltz Has Left The Houthi PC Small Group!!!As if Trump attending the Pope’s funeral looking like a ginormous pile of Gargamel’s Smurf shit wasn’t disrespectful enough. He also chose the somber event to prove when it comes to public sleep farting, President Biden doesn’t hold a candle to Dozy Donny’s fat ass, and not just to prevent blasting a Dutch oven wildfire […]
Read More Dozy Donny Paid His Final Disrespects To Pope Francis!!!Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]
Read More The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]
Read More The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!According to Senator Lisa Murkowski, life as a moderate in the MAGA-verse is much more like surviving domestic assault in an abusive relationship than enjoying unlimited access to Kid Rock and partaking in all-you-can-drink topless “My Pillow” fights. So, to anyone still claiming both political parties are equally deplorable. When Democrat Joe Manchin routinely voted […]
Read More Republicans Now Fear The Wrath Of Their Own Creation!!!On the list of those culpable for the US devolving into an authoritarian dictatorship, Donald Trump falls somewhere near the bottom. Sure, Trump is a deranged lunatic who destroyed nearly 250 years of democratic values in the blink of an eye. But evil people like him are a dime a dozen. For example, there was […]
Read More The United States Is Now A Dictatorship Full Stop!!!I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]
Read More The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!
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