Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]
Read More Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]
Read More After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!Trump is such a malignant narcissist that sharing the spotlight with anyone in his first presidential term made him so jealous. He is purposely destroying the worldwide economy again, so this time around, COVID can’t steal any of the credit. This is a fully functional adult talking about the word “groceries” as if the last […]
Read More Trump Proves He Can Break Job-Loss Records Without Mismanaging A Pandemic!!!Some say “Liberation Day” should’ve been rolled out on April Fools Day, along with all the other shitty jokes. But perhaps, Valentine’s Day would’ve been a more appropriate setting all along if Trump was planning to fuck the American Consumer. And what’s with naming it “Liberation Day” if the only oppression American citizens will be […]
Read More Trump’s Liberation Day Is A Joke, And The Punchline Is The American Consumer!!!Elon Musk was defeated-handedly by some upstanding citizens in the Wisconsin Supreme Court Election. Not since 2006, when New England beat Aaron Rodgers 35-0 at Lambeau Field, has a group of Patriots beat an overpaid MAGA fanboy this badly in Wisconsin. Meanwhile, Trump would have you believe the wealthiest man in the world is the […]
Read More Wisconsin Voters Prove Sissy Space-X Can’t Buy Everything He Wants!!!I realize that for the first time in Elon Musk’s life, he genuinely thinks he belongs to something special. Sure, it took becoming the wealthiest man in the history of Earth, billions of dollars out of pocket and purchasing, then rewriting the most popular social media algorithm to trick stupid people into believing he’s cool. […]
Read More Elon Musk Learns: Unlike Friends, Buying Votes Is A Felony!!!When it comes to America’s First Amendment enforcement, Trump is sending some serious mixed messages to the world. So, if you’re a burka-wearing PHD student and publicly voice your opinion, you get kidnapped off the street and sent to prison with no due process. But if you’re a traitorous Cruella De Vil-looking mother fucker with […]
Read More Considering Trump Is President Again, The Administration Assumes Americans Are Idiots!!!It appears the blamestream media has once again buried the lead. While clear evidence of MAGA’s stupidity makes for clickbait and good ratings, it doesn’t qualify as groundbreaking breaking news. We’ve known for a while that Trump and his co-conspirators’ bumbling criminality are more likely to inspire an episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” than “Ocean’s […]
Read More Are Trump Officials Using Signal To Cover Up And Erase The Receipts Of Their Lies, Corruption, And Incompetence?!?If the rich are not going to pay taxes anymore, and Trump’s latest plan is to deport all legal immigrants currently paying nearly 100 billion dollars a year in taxes? It’s no wonder the DOGE-Bags are striping the US government down to a bare-bones skeleton crew. Otherwise, the White House will be lucky if their […]
Read More Deportation Of Taxpaying Immigrants May Cost The US Nearly $100 Billion A Year!!!Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]
Read More Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!
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