Ever since Zohran Mamdani won back control of New York City from a billion rats and Sex Luther. Donald Trump has been treating the affordability crisis like the boy who cried communism. Despite Trump planning his own redistribution of America’s wealth, one $2000-taxpayer-bribe at a time. What’s the difference between socialism and a $2000 Trump […]
Read More MAGA Mamdani: Making Nazis Socialists Again!!!The government shutdown is unofficially over. Republicans can finally celebrate losing healthcare for millions of Americans, unlike Democrats, who couldn’t make it an entire week without accidentally shooting the country in the dick again. Although Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer will sleep soundly knowing that the Shutdown is nearing its end. Now that his imaginary […]
Read More Congratulations, Chuck Schumer; At Least, The Baileys Are Happy!!!Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!Donald Trump threw himself a “Great Gatsby” themed party the night before SNAP benefits would dry up for 42 million food-insecure Americans, titled: “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody.” A name that not only ignores the potential starvation of millions but also contradicts F. Scott Fitzgerald’s point entirely. Which is ironic, because empathy is usually […]
Read More Mar-A-Lago’s ‘A Little Party Never Killed Nobody’ Bender Kicked-Off Trump’s First Hunger Games!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?The government shutdown has entered day 30, which not only means air traffic controllers and SNAP recipients won’t be getting paid, but that ICE is now officially hunting brown people out of the kindness of their hearts. Just kidding, Homeland Security has authorized a special “super check” for all ICE agents that not only covers […]
Read More Hunting Brown People Remains Trump’s Top Priority, While Feeding Children, Not So Much!!!What do an election booth and a Mar-A-Lago swimming pool have in common? Donald Trump will do everything in his power to keep them minority free. And next week’s elections will be his first dress rehearsal for turning a campaign threat into a Dictator’s promise. Because Donald Trump didn’t just steal 230 million dollars of […]
Read More Next Week Is Trump’s Election-Stealing Dress Rehearsal!!!Donald Trump is now claiming he plans to give over 230 million dollars of misappropriated taxpayer money to Charity. A former stripper turned White House ballroom designer, who knows exactly how Trump likes his balls handled. Never mind that Trump considers this payout payback for all the classified documents the FBI seized before he could […]
Read More The White House East Wing: Never Forget“NBA Players and Coaches Involved In A Mafia-Backed Gambling Ring”, now that is just the kind of clickbait that could not only earn Keystone Kash Fanduel’s largest payout in prop bet history, but also a seat at the big boy table come next month’s Cabinet meeting. Because even Kim Jong Goon enjoys when the top […]
Read More NBA Players And Coaches Indicted In A Mafia Gambling Sting: Or, As Trump Calls It, Perfect Timing!!!Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]
Read More Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!
THE-ANTI-SOCIAL-MEDIA 