First, Trump told Iran that America wasn’t plotting to kill their Supreme Leader and, in the ultimate display of mixed messages, he then announced any negotiations on his behalf would be handled by “Pudgy The Grim Reaper” JD Vance, which was not only how the Catholic Church suffered its own sudden leadership void. But the […]
Read More Trump Threatens Iran With War And The US With Another Sh*tty Phone!!!When the Israeli attack on the Iranian nuclear infrastructure began, the Trump regime distanced themselves from Israel’s airstrikes so fast you would’ve thought Benjamin Netanyahu’s name had also appeared in the Epstein files. However, within hours, Trump had not only changed his tune, faster than one of his own dirty diapers, on Israel’s military escalation. […]
Read More Trump’s Ego Baited US Into Conflict After Netanyahu Claimed He Is Iran’s “Enemy #1” Target!!!Yesterday, Donald Trump threw himself a birthday bender/ authoritarian military flex that drew millions of people to gather around the world. And, although that number included protesters of Trump’s emotional support parade and soldiers participating under threat of court-martial, at least dozens of those in attendance were either celebrating fascism or on their way to […]
Read More Even Though The Weather Held Up “No Kings” Reigned On Trump’s Parade!!!Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]
Read More Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!David Richardson, FEMA’s Acting Administrator and incestual offspring of “Vigo the Carpathian,” the evil painting from Ghostbusters 2, said he thought hurricane season was nothing more than a myth like the female orgasm or American democracy. I guess it’s hard to comprehend how a storm cycle could have a start and end date if you’re a […]
Read More Have You Heard FEMA’s Hurricane Hilarious, David Richardson’s Latest Joke?!?Donald Trump has officially lost the plot, now claiming President Biden was executed back in 2020 and somehow replaced with a clone/robot. And despite the evident scientific discrepancies between the two, that will no doubt have sci-fi nerds everywhere losing their collective shit. It does once again prove that no matter how certifiably crazy Trump’s […]
Read More The Biden Clone-Bot Coverage Highlights The Media’s Glaring Presidential Double Standard!!!By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]
Read More DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!Donald Trump woke up on Memorial Day how he often does, on the wrong side of a Melania-less bed, screaming Joe Biden’s name. He then immediately took to Truth Social to shit on his predecessor so much that if it wasn’t for Trump’s full diaper, you would believe his IBS diagnosis stood for Irritable Biden […]
Read More Don TACO’s Memorial Day Meltdown!!Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]
Read More There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!Donald Trump’s self-described “Earth Shattering” announcement was nothing more than a previously failed policy mulligan from his first term. And, despite the notorious golf cheat being more well-versed in concealing mulligans than publicizing them, it turns out the only person’s Earth shattered by this reveal was the shrapnel recipient who learned during the roast portion […]
Read More Trump Turns “Earth-Shattering” Announcement Into A No Chill Roast Of His Fatso “Friend”!!!
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