Something’s gone incredibly wrong if American voters are more likely to overlook rape allegations than the modern-day Catholic Church. Sure, the Conclave process may still be chock-full of religious misogyny, but then again, that’s a selling point for the republican party. I must say it’s refreshing to have an election in this day and age […]
Read More Little Known Fact About The New Pope He’s A U-S-A-Men!!!If Donald Trump didn’t want infighting in his administration, recruiting cabinet members from The Real Word cast was a piss-poor choice. Do you know how you can tell Trump has never watched MTV? After reading “Road Rules” on Sean Duffy’s resume, he thought, “Wow, already proficient at making rules of the road, this is the […]
Read More More Infighting Among MAGA’s Mental Midgets!!!President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]
Read More Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]
Read More Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]
Read More ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]
Read More JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!As if Trump attending the Pope’s funeral looking like a ginormous pile of Gargamel’s Smurf shit wasn’t disrespectful enough. He also chose the somber event to prove when it comes to public sleep farting, President Biden doesn’t hold a candle to Dozy Donny’s fat ass, and not just to prevent blasting a Dutch oven wildfire […]
Read More Dozy Donny Paid His Final Disrespects To Pope Francis!!!Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]
Read More The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, […]
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