It appears Donald Trump isn’t the only self-serving administration official who has been profiting off the Qatari government. Who knew Qatar was to the MAGA movement what Panamanian banks were to Pablo Escobar and the Medellin Drug Cartel in the 80s? Well, that’s unless you’ve been invited to the new and improved, no nerds (journalists) […]
Read More Meet All The Trump Regime Members With A Qatari Side Hustle!!!!RFK JR, the unfortunate fallout of the Kennedy family now being gun-shy about lobotomies, testified under oath to Congress, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Quite a shocking revelation for a man whose existence revolves entirely around spreading unsolicited medical disinformation like a defective Dr. Know-It-All. Well then, what’s next? […]
Read More RFK Jr Testified Under Oath To Congress That He’s Completely Full Of Sh*t!!!Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]
Read More There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!Karoline Leavitt was still buzzing from her Oscar-worthy performance at her White House press briefing in which she acted mortified at the mere thought of Trump financially benefitting from the presidency, when news broke of Donald, “The Oval Orifice,” Trump had been gifted a $400 million flying mega-mansion by the Qatari government. Prompting KKKaroline to […]
Read More Will Trump Make American Manufacturing Great Again By Making $400 Million Qatari Private Jets Exempt From Tariffs?!?Something’s gone incredibly wrong if American voters are more likely to overlook rape allegations than the modern-day Catholic Church. Sure, the Conclave process may still be chock-full of religious misogyny, but then again, that’s a selling point for the republican party. I must say it’s refreshing to have an election in this day and age […]
Read More Little Known Fact About The New Pope He’s A U-S-A-Men!!!If Donald Trump didn’t want infighting in his administration, recruiting cabinet members from The Real Word cast was a piss-poor choice. Do you know how you can tell Trump has never watched MTV? After reading “Road Rules” on Sean Duffy’s resume, he thought, “Wow, already proficient at making rules of the road, this is the […]
Read More More Infighting Among MAGA’s Mental Midgets!!!President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]
Read More Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!Most well-adjusted children stop throwing themselves GI Joe-themed birthday parties after graduating from elementary school. Donald Trump, on the other hand, has been described as racist, perverted, rude, fat, and disgusting over the years, but never once has he been called well-adjusted. So, at 79 years of age, Trump is planning a multi-million dollar authoritarian-style […]
Read More Trump’s Military-Themed Birthday Bonanza Is The Frosting On The Dictatorship Cake!!!Well, folks, it appears Mike Waltz and his simpleton sidekick Alex Wong will be bounced unceremoniously from their positions for adding the Wong journalist to the Wong Signal chat. The move comes only a month removed from it, being the appropriate decision, allowing Trump enough wiggle room to take full undeserved credit for whatever bullshit […]
Read More Mike Waltz Has Left The Houthi PC Small Group!!!I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]
Read More ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!
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