Tag: The Meidas Touch Network

Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!

Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]

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Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!

Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]

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Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?

Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]

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Over The Last Decade 96% Of All Political Killings Were By Right-Wing Assassins!!!

No matter what JD Vance and Donald Trump say, over the last decade, 96% of all political assassinations have been committed by right-wing extremists. Hot yoga, unflinching morals, and crippling student loan debt from a Fem-lit degree: now that’s some real left-wing-lunatic shit. Sure, there are bad apples in every bunch, but is that probable […]

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To Combat Political Violence, Trump Replaced The FBI’s Finest With Podcasters And Groupies!!!

Keystone Kash, FBI Director, and MAGA’s proof that diversity is also a four-letter word. Fresh off turning his own friend’s murder investigation into a clusterfuck showcase, or as Patel calls falsely accusing Utah’s lone minority of capital murder via emojis, “Good police work.” Then again, what did we expect from Donald Trump draining federal law […]

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Lying To Their Radicalized Base May Be Hazardous To MAGA’s Health!!!

Despite all of MAGA’s best efforts, no amount of “Thoughts and Prayers” could turn Charlie Kirk’s assassin into some poster child for liberalism. Or as gerrymandering’s biggest regret Nancy Mace so eloquently put it, “It sounds like the shooter was a tranny.” Even Utah Governor, and magical underoos-sporting Mormon, Spencer Cox, chimed in with his […]

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Epstein’s 50th Birthday Book Reads More Like An Uppity Pedophile’s Manifesto!!!

Fresh off Pete Hegseth’s battle rap loss against decency and douche chills at Trump’s renaming of the “Department of War,” the worst Department of Defense rebranding since the Pentagon tried bangs. House Democrats, the Epstein estate, a retiring Republican, and whatever the fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered post-hard-boil, just released the infamous 50th birthday […]

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