Tag: Today’s Palate Cleanser

Stay Tuned For The DOJ Press Release: “Bondi Determines, JFK Gunshot Wound; Self-Inflicted”!!!

Trump’s name appeared in the Epstein files more than the Bible referred to Jesus H Christ. So, it’s not surprising, in the case of the Billionaire Diddler, Pam Bondi couldn’t find any evidence of corruption. Considering, like Waze directions from the White House to Mar-A-Lago, all roads lead back to Donald Trump. And in MAGA […]

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The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!

The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]

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Both Democrat And Republican Senators Agree Iran Bombing Did Happen… And That’s About It!!!

The Senate attended a classified briefing on Operation Midnight Hammer, AKA the codename for the US bombing campaign on Iran, and also how Pete Hegseth describes his rigorous late-night masturbatory sessions. And despite both Democrats and Republicans disagreeing along party lines on Trump’s assessment of the bombing’s effectiveness, they did, however, unanimously agree that Trump […]

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MAGA Dumb-Dumbs Think Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Is A Lock After Midnight Hammer Bombing Of Iran!!!

Last week at this time, Donald Trump was busy telling anyone who could stomach being lied to again that he was not only negotiating an Iran nuclear agreement to replace the one he tore up out of perverse Obama-envy. But he also refused to say the word “erect” at his ceremonial pole raising, out of fear, […]

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Trump’s Ego Baited US Into Conflict After Netanyahu Claimed He Is Iran’s “Enemy #1” Target!!!

When the Israeli attack on the Iranian nuclear infrastructure began, the Trump regime distanced themselves from Israel’s airstrikes so fast you would’ve thought Benjamin Netanyahu’s name had also appeared in the Epstein files. However, within hours, Trump had not only changed his tune, faster than one of his own dirty diapers, on Israel’s military escalation. […]

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Habeas Corpus Denier Kristi Noem Challenges Harvard’s Grasp Of The Law!!!

Kristi Noem, fresh off proving her understanding of constitutional law, wasn’t nearly as extensive as her collection of bedazzled bulletproof vests after getting wedgied in front of Congress by the definition of habeas corpus. And while the shame alone would debilitate most, it somehow didn’t discourage the c#nty cosplay queen from taking on Harvard Law’s […]

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Trump Tries To Rebrand The “N-Word” During Fox News Interview!!!

During a Fox News appearance that felt a lot more like two grown men committing consensual public indecency than conducting an interview, Donald Trump coaxed his accomplice Bret Baier into rebranding the definition of the “N-word” from racial slur to “nuclear.” Apparently, Trump feels it’s wildly inappropriate to call minorities the “N-word” because not saying […]

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The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!

Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]

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