Considering Trump Is President Again, The Administration Assumes Americans Are Idiots!!!

When it comes to America’s First Amendment enforcement, Trump is sending some serious mixed messages to the world. So, if you’re a burka-wearing PHD student and publicly voice your opinion, you get kidnapped off the street and sent to prison with no due process. But if you’re a traitorous Cruella De Vil-looking mother fucker with […]

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Are Trump Officials Using Signal To Cover Up And Erase The Receipts Of Their Lies, Corruption, And Incompetence?!?

It appears the blamestream media has once again buried the lead. While clear evidence of MAGA’s stupidity makes for clickbait and good ratings, it doesn’t qualify as groundbreaking breaking news. We’ve known for a while that Trump and his co-conspirators’ bumbling criminality are more likely to inspire an episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals” than “Ocean’s […]

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Trump’s (Dumbass/ Elites/ Inexperienced) DEI Hires Signal A National Security Threat!!

Thankfully, for the safety of American troops, the Secretary of Defense texted a credible journalist with war plans and not one of his former coworkers at Fox and Friends. Especially if our adversaries also speak douchebag emoji fluently 🇺🇸💪🔥!  Just because I might feel confident texting my drug dealer on Signal doesn’t make it a […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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MAGA Matt Foley’s Motivational Speech Steers DOJ From Fentanyl To Fascism!!!

To silence his critics claiming the Department of Justice has been weaponized against his opponents, Donald Trump made a rare Presidential speech to the traditionally apolitical government body. However, in a very Trumpian turn of events, he proved all his detractors correct by morphing into MAGA Matt Foley and turning his appearance from a whataboutism […]

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Pervert Hoover Is Downsizing Hope, Not Spending As The Deficit Increased 4% In February!!!

If you genuinely believed Trump’s DOGE-Bags were created to lower the deficit, then I have some good and bad news for you. The bad news is you’ve been consuming so much right-wing propaganda over the years that for the first time in your life, you have a sincere opinion about women’s sports. The good news […]

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After Reviewing His Top 5 Accomplishments Last Week, Trump Deserves To Be Fired For Cause!!!

Now that Musk and his DOGE-Bags are obsessed with emails evaluating the federal workforce, pigeonholing their human worth into detailed top 5 lists of completed tasks. Then, sooner or later, Trump should lead by example and face the same intense scrutiny over his performance. Especially if he considers himself the country’s first Supreme Leader. Sure, […]

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Trump’s Government Waste, Fraud, And Abuse Agenda Is A Self Fullfilling Distraction!!!

It’s ironic how DOGE-Bags everywhere are laser-focused on ridding the government of waste fraud and abuse using a corporate scale as criteria. When it’s the lower classes ultimately getting stuck with this entire bill. This is a government paid for by taxpayer dollars, so if we go by their publicly traded company standards, that makes […]

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