I understand New York Cabbies thought ride-sharing apps decimated their ability to earn a living wage. But wait until they hear the devastating news that rats have not only been taught how to drive, but they also thoroughly enjoy doing it. Now before any of you, cocky side hustlers pimping out their rides for Uber […]
Read More Move Over Self-Driving Cars, A New Study Proves Rats Enjoy Driving!!!The only thing you see more on the news these days than drone sightings are elaborate adult runaways. The most well-known of the recent bunch of down-on-their-luck rich white people to consensually go off grid. Was the anti-establishment Ivy-League grad, Luigi Mangione. A complex 26-year-old who disappeared from family and friends long before his audition […]
Read More What’s With All The Elaborate Adult Runaways Trending?!?Each and every year, holiday parties take place across the globe. Sometimes, the fallout from these festive gatherings can permanently alter your work environment. Potential mishaps can range from an unplanned inter-office pregnancy between the formerly married CFO “Drunk Kathy” and Bruce, the new guy who clearly over-dyes his mustache, himself. To Thom in accounting, […]
Read More Even The Buckingham Palace Office Xmas Party Turned Into A Sh*tshow!!!To say I’m not a “tech junkie” is a bit of an understatement. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not, by any means, an off-the-grid type either. I have just enough gadgets and technology in my day-to-day life to appear sane and remain functional in modern American society. Yet despite the popularity of voice-activated assistance, I’ve […]
Read More How My Relationship With AI SIRI Is Already Rather Problematic!!!While aimlessly strolling through the dystopian cesspool that is the modern-day internet and doing everything in my power to avoid the triggering of any and all political landmines laying dormant along my search path. The kind that would ultimately send my current “Nothing to see here” faux good mood into a lengthy hibernation. That’s when […]
Read More Meet Stephen Knight, A Much Needed Hero To People And Pets Seeking Help!!!Growing up in the 1980s and ’90s, the movies during that era would have you believe that man-eating sharks, late-night baths with Gremlins, and Quicksand were the leading causes of death on planet Earth. Although the first two weren’t as prevalent before their big screen debuts. Quicksand has been the bain of existence for television […]
Read More How Quicksand Went From Recurring Movie Villain To Social Media Stunt!!!While watching the latest Showtime / Paramount+ series “The Agency” (An in-depth look at the inner workings of the CIA, starring an A+++ cast). Which, btw, I do highly recommend the first two episodes. But that’s burying the lead because they ran a promo for an upcoming documentary about a German rapper turned ISIS terrorist. Now that piqued my interest right […]
Read More New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!While we can learn much from penguins, today’s first lesson comes solely from personal experience. You see, I planned to write an entire article devoted to a specific penguin story I came across earlier today that I found particularly fascinating. However, since I have no recollection of said penguin’s name or even the gist of […]
Read More There Are Lots Of Lessons To Learn From Our Pimped-Out-Penguin Pals!!!So it appears Colorado man James Craig has found himself in a bit more, hot water as of late. This comes nearly a year removed from when the 45-year-old dentist was accused of poisoning his wife. After, he not so convincingly assured his bride that he, in fact, “didn’t drug” her. That was shortly before her untimely […]
Read More A Dentist Who Allegedly Poisoned His Wife, Believed Killing the Lead Investigator Would Solve All His Problems!!!Whether you like it or not, TikTok is here to stay. Well, that is until the government bans it, but that’s completely beside the point. The damage has already been done, and the fallout is an entire generation of humans missing a large portion of their brains, devoted solely to self-loathing amounts of embarrassment. Which, […]
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