While we can learn much from penguins, today’s first lesson comes solely from personal experience. You see, I planned to write an entire article devoted to a specific penguin story I came across earlier today that I found particularly fascinating. However, since I have no recollection of said penguin’s name or even the gist of […]
Read More There Are Lots Of Lessons To Learn From Our Pimped-Out-Penguin Pals!!!So it appears Colorado man James Craig has found himself in a bit more, hot water as of late. This comes nearly a year removed from when the 45-year-old dentist was accused of poisoning his wife. After, he not so convincingly assured his bride that he, in fact, “didn’t drug” her. That was shortly before her untimely […]
Read More A Dentist Who Allegedly Poisoned His Wife, Believed Killing the Lead Investigator Would Solve All His Problems!!!Paul “Biz Nasty” Bissonnette fought off 7 drunken A-holes at a local Restaurant he frequents in his hometown of Scottsdale, Arizona. In case you’re wondering, to your lonesome “How is that even possible CEO?”. Then you obviously don’t know who Biz Nasty is and his unique capability to “chuck knucks” as they say in the fisticuffs game. So, […]
Read More Biz Nasty “Took Some, Gave More” As He Fought Off Seven Drunks At A Restaurant!!!Whether you like it or not, TikTok is here to stay. Well, that is until the government bans it, but that’s completely beside the point. The damage has already been done, and the fallout is an entire generation of humans missing a large portion of their brains, devoted solely to self-loathing amounts of embarrassment. Which, […]
Read More Beyond The Cringe Of TikTok Dances!!!Just when I thought I was putting on some boring ass Netflix documentary to help me fall asleep last night. I was quickly treated, to an hour and 24 minutes, of the horrifying reality of mass consumerism and the unmanageable amount of waste it produces. So, once sound sleep was simply out of the question, […]
Read More “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy” On Netflix Is A Terrifying Must Watch!!!Social Media is constantly abuzz with an infinite conveyor belt of new trends dropping into your feed daily. One specific genre that seems to get widespread traction on all the usual suspect platforms is this “Anything you can do I can do better” theme. It is an ongoing battle pitting the sexes against each other in […]
Read More The Manufactured Battle Of The Sexes That Is Social Media Challenges!!!While cheffing up my breakfast this morning, the television happened to be on The Regis and Kathy Lee Show whatever the fuck they are calling the show Kelly Ripa is on these days. The topic du jour was about a new trend taking place, in the world of people having way too much money and not enough dumb shit to […]
Read More Have You Ever Wondered How Much It Costs To Tattoo Your Eyes Blue?!?Airing tonight on HBO @ 9 PM EST (also Streaming on MAX) is the premier of “Surveilled” a Ronan Farrow documentary about the multi-billion dollar spyware industry and its usage in the hands of governments, including right here at home in the good ole U-S-of-A. A certified must-watch for those of us who willingly put our deepest […]
Read More The Best Spies Governments Have Are Currently Tracking Your Every Move!!!So Boston Legend and awkward silence’s greatest ambassador, Bill Belichick, did Peyton Manning a solid on last night’s Manningcast. As the Former Patriot’s Coach bailed out the future host of the Country Music Awards during a pass-blocking demo. One that was heading towards a cringeworthy dismount. That was until Belichick chimed in with one of […]
Read More Bill Belichick May Possibly Be The Best And Worst Thing To Happen To The Manning Brothers!!!While aimlessly navigating the interweb today, I came across this headline and my body spontaneously made a noise that can best be described as a combination of 90% gasp and 10% miscellaneous involuntary exorcism-esque screams. After barely convincing my neighbors that, in fact, all was good in the hood and rescue services were not imminently […]
Read More 1 in 5 Americans Are Getting Their News From Social Media Influencers
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