Don’t Worry The Explosions At Two Middle-East Nuclear Facilities Will Be Blamed On Rat Droppings…

Why, when: “Keep it moving, nothing to see here, folks.” is how the blamestream media reacts to a mushroom cloud in the Middle East, do my Spidey-senses scream: “WHAT DID DONNY DO NOW?” Perhaps, it’s because Fox News spent an entire week trying to will a pandemic out of manufactured fear and highly-rated Rat droppings, […]

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The Trump Phone Reviews Are In….

Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing Trump a hundo…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage […]

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Let Them Eat Balls!!!

That’s right, folks, with gun violence against the corrupt political class on the rise, Republicans don’t think common sense gun laws, turning the divisive rhetoric down, or not tricking slow adults into funding their lavish pedophilia will help solve the problem; no, they feel the best remedy is to make the working-class foot the bill […]

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Tantrum On ICE

Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]

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Check Out Homeland-Hubby’s Hooters!!!

…..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by one of your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by one of your dodgeballs. The Times Article Quoted […]

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Trump Bucks America!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, you now have more in common with George Washington than the president who privately calls black people the N-word.  The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/26/trump-signature-us-bills-currency If you want to lower inflation, you elect Tom Brady, not DJThankles!! The Yahoo Finance Article Quoted – https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/trump-declared-inflation-defeated-now-113000406.html VS BTW… That was the hardest joke I […]

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