So it appears Colorado man James Craig has found himself in a bit more, hot water as of late. This comes nearly a year removed from when the 45-year-old dentist was accused of poisoning his wife. After, he not so convincingly assured his bride that he, in fact, “didn’t drug” her. That was shortly before her untimely death from a shake-induced cyanide overdose.
However, Craig’s alleged latest attempt at “If you want something done right, then do it yourself!”, has once again gone completely off the rails and will certainly add more time to his upcoming lengthy prison sentence. The one, he will most likely be serving buried DEEP underneath the correctional facility, by the time the judge has his final say in the matter.
For the entire CNN article quoted in this column click the link https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/us/colorado-dentist-wife-poisoning-investigator-charges/index.html
Then, just when you thought our criminal mastermind over here couldn’t possibly make the investigator’s job any easier. This nitwit’s internet search and text message history came back and they were rather damaging, to say the least. With this mounting evidence stacked-up all against you, perhaps I see the logic in considering, “This investigator is gonna be a problem!” But so are the good folks over at Google and Apple, were you planning on killing all of them too, Focker? Because despite what this dipshit Dentist may believe, the evidence doesn’t magically vanish if the Cop investigating the crime, suddenly does.
Even this dumb-dumb’s lawyer was like, “I’M OUT!” Immediately following Craig’s alleged attempt to inform him of his harebrained scheme to fix his legal problem. You see, through CNN’s crack reporting, I have deduced, considering his Counsel’s reasoning for stepping down from the case and the subsequent new charges involved, it all makes perfect sense now. The lawyer wanted no part in this latest crime and broke the sacred Attorney-Client-bond, once he understood his client’s updated plan of attack against the prosecution’s best witness. So apparently, the brilliant documentary about Las Vegas, titled “The Hangover”, was spot on in their critique of the whole, Dentist/Doctor argument. However, Stu’s ability to remove his own tooth was flawless. Then, to prove all his detractors wrong, by being skilled enough at dentistry to perform such a surgical undertaking, all on his own. it’s pure comedic excellence at its finest.
BTW, what’s up with everyone trying to off their significant others via poisonous protein shakes? Was this the plot of some HULU show I don’t know nearly enough about? Even my cousin’s bestie fell victim to this passive-aggressive break-up plot. Luckily, he survived and caught the mother of his children on camera, executing the deadly deed. Well perhaps “luckily” is the wrong choice of words, since by all personal accounts from Cuz, the kid is rightfully devastated by his wife’s ultimate betrayal. Nevertheless, it appears she may have gotten her weapon of choice, from binging “Breaking Bad”. So I figured the “It was the spouse, with the poisoned protein shake, in the kitchen, “Clue”-like twist, had to be trending online somewhere.
THE-ANTI-SOCIAL-MEDIA 