In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!

I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If […]

When It Comes To Believing His Sh*t Doesn’t Stink, Does Elon Love His Own Musk?!?

Some consider it a sign of confidence to think your shit doesn’t stink. However, since Elon Musk is the definition of insecurity. Although Elon pretends to love his own Musk in many of his wannabe-tough guy-esque tweets. If the Janitors at SpaceX can even detect Musk’s bullshit bravado, imagine the dirt his rocket scientists can […]

If The GOP Seeks 3rd Trump Term Is It Still Too Soon For “I Told You So’s”?!?

Since adhering to norms is officially out the window, I retroactively rescind my self-set political abstinence rule on this site, dating back to my previous article on the January 6th Pardons. Some things are just too important to ignore no matter how hard I try, and the fate of American Democracy is on the list. […]

Congrats White Privilege You’ve Outdone Yourself With The Jan 6th Pardons!!!

What a banner week it’s been for White Privilege. It began with the triumphant return of TikTok, the preferred propaganda promotion algorithm of the Tween White Supremacy movement nationwide. This was quickly followed up by the news that the so-called invasive “diversity and equity programs” have been returned to their rightful owners, with nepotism and […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out TikTok!!!

It’s no secret I am not a fan of social media. However, I realize it is a necessary evil for some of us. I do feel sympathetic for those who rely upon it for their income. But with social media, there’s no shortage of platforms to pivot towards nowadays. I kicked my Facebook habit in […]

Meet The Enormous Newly Discovered “Darth Vader” Sea-Bug!!!

I am my family’s black sheep, not for the many questionable dark-side choices I’ve made along the way. No, my tribe has been firmly in my corner both through thick and thin. However, where I do stray from the flock is my utter indifference to all things Star Wars. But despite the fact the force […]

Heated Car Seats Need To Chill Out A Bit!!!

File this article under first-world problems. It appears I am not the only person finding the heated seats in my car to be a tad bit overbearing if left unchecked. In fact, I am starting to believe that intentionally leaving your car’s heated seats on high is a subconscious cry for help. Anyone purposely cruising […]

Does Musk Acquiring TikTok Turn A National Security Risk Into A Disinformation Monopoly?

If you thought TikTok’s influence over our nation’s youth was perilous when China was pulling the strings from Beijing. Just imagine the potential pitfalls if SpaceX Luther gets his hands on America’s productivity Kryptonite. I mean, what could possibly go wrong by handing over the keys of the Oval Office, US Space Program, International Spy […]

The Daughter Of An Abusive YouTube Influencer Speaks Out!!!

The Daughter of Youtube influencer and batshit crazy Mormon mom Ruby Franke is speaking out about growing up under the watchful eye of her abusive mother and her co-signing internet fans. I’d like to imagine if the tortured big cats from “The Tiger King” series did a tell-all interview, they’d be half as resilient as […]

Examining Some Of The Unsung Heros Of The LA Wildfires!!!

With all the chaos surrounding the wildfires in Los Angeles, I thought it was important to highlight some area residents doing everything they can to lessen the devastation. Now since Firefighters, are already universally considered the Mother Theresa of first responders and receive deserved praise during times of crisis. I figured focusing on some unsung […]

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