A recent discovery of a Dinosaur Highway in England proves that not only did dinosaurs roam Great Britain approximately 166 million years ago. But the pathways left behind by their footprints also suggest, yes, the British have been driving on the wrong side of the road this entire time. Even the most pea-brained dinosaur would agree that operating a vehicle on the lefthand side of the road is unnatural. That’s the reason it’s called the right side in the first place.


This finding was the Paleontologist equivalent of a 13-year-old horn-ball uncovering his father’s secret stash of ’70s nudie mags back during the pre-internet days. Just the amount of knowledge gained by studying images of these once beautiful creatures in their prime up close is life-altering. Not to mention that when they are done inspecting their new favorite discovery, they both need a quick shower and a clean change of clothes.




You can learn a lot from a species by studying its patterns. It makes you wonder what aliens will think if and when they dig up the ruins of Earth a million years from now. My best guess would be, “Perhaps it wasn’t in humans’ best interest to create a race of robots far more intelligent than they ever were?”

With all the horrific images being shown from the SoCal wildfires, you would think there were no positives to climate change-induced droughts. Although you might be right, a dry riverbed could spell doom for the survival of life. It also uncovers signs it once belonged to someone else before their untimely demise, like some sadistic extinction treasure map where the ultimate pot of gold is the realization that we’ll never learn from our mistakes.

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