Somehow, Donald Trump has enough breakup stories about Jeffrey Epstein to supply Taylor Swift with a double album. But much like his diapers, when the press gets a whiff of something that doesn’t smell right, it’s time for Trump to change his story. And since Mar-A-Largo was already known as Epstein Island’s scouting combine, Trump […]
Read More Epstein Dumped Trump Over Russian Money Laundering Deal!!!“Queen for the Day” immunity recipient, Ghislaine Maxwell, may also be rewarded with a Trump Presidential Pardon for her newfound ability to recall even the most obscure legal infractions imaginable by a Democrat, despite the gory Trump details portion of her brain getting lobotomized. Or, “The Bottom-Bitch holding up her side of the bribe,” according […]
Read More Pardon The Interruption?!?Donald Trump took time out of blaming the world’s problems on the Biden Autopen to announce a vague and mathematically questionable proposal to lower pharmaceutical prices, claiming, “We will have reduced drug prices by 1,000 percent by 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400, 700, 600. Not 30 or 40 or 50 percent, but numbers the likes of […]
Read More Trump Claims Epstein List Is A Biden Autopen Forgery!!!Congressman Tim Burchett motioned to subpoena Epstein-Madam and Bottom Bitch, Ghislaine Maxwell, to testify before the House Oversight Committee. A move that not only forced Speaker Johnson to send Congress home early for summer break, giving Marjorie Taylor Greene even more time to shatter her all-time Bourbon Street beads-for-boobs record, but also forced Donald Trump […]
Read More Congressional Subpoena Lands Ghislaine Maxwell On The Endangered Species List!!!The Meidas Touch Network has been all over the Jeffrey Epstein saga for years. Subscribing to their YouTube channel is not only like having an all-access pass to an Epstein-File release party. But the real reason when Musk tweeted “@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein Files”, 5+ million people shouted, “No Shit Sherlock!” into an iPhone. […]
Read More Rare 1991 Video Emerges Of Trump In Full-Blown Donny Diddles Mode!!!Karoline Leavitt took time out of deflecting Epstein questions to blame Trump’s sudden cankle-to-thankle* downgrade (*thigh-sized ankle) and skin falling off like a wet Band-Aid, on a minor vein condition. That is apparently brought on by a vigorous regimen of aspirin, handshakes, and a refusal to admit when your diaper is dirty. A prognosis that […]
Read More Cankles: The Trump Update No One Wanted!!!It appears that while Ghislaine Maxwell plays chess, Donald Trump chews the Connect Four box open. Considering Trump fired the lead federal prosecutor on both the Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking cases, Maurene Comey, from the Department of Justice. For some totally legitimate reason, like she knows too much, or her FBI Director […]
Read More Is Ghislaine Maxwell’s Legal Winning Streak Payment For Her Silence?!?Now, before we get to the Fury Fuhrer of Sesame Street, it appears Donald Trump, the MVP, or Most Valuable Perve of the Epstein Client List, has not only previously attempted to use his Presidential powers to pardon former Epstein Island bottom bitch Ghislaine Maxwell. But, with the release of a 14-chapter post claiming the […]
Read More Could Antisemitic Tweet Earn Elmo A DOGE Position?!?Sure, justice for Trump would be a prison sentence, but getting fucked in the end by a pedophile does make for a sweet karmic consolation prize. Since it is obvious, Trump underestimated the fly-to-shit attraction between morons and conspiracy theories. Not to mention, the Epstein files have always been the lube MAGA influencers used to […]
Read More Trump Getting F*cked By A Pedophile In The End Is Karma At Its FinestCharlie Kirk, MAGA’s notorious mouthpiece, whose refusal to shut the fuck up for more than two minutes at a time, not only earned him a place high atop the fascist-foodchain but ultimately cost him first prize at last year’s Mr. Bean look-a-like contest. Now, along with being Harper College’s biggest regret, this bigotted buzz kill […]
Read More Charlie Kirk Took Time Out Of Housing Baby Ruths With Chunk To Blame DEI For Texas Floods!!!
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