Month: September 2025

Thanks To Fox News, Trump Declared War On Portland To Stop The 2020 Protests!!!

Congratulations, Donald Trump, even being judged, on a pig-who-ate-his-own-blanket scale, you’re still a fucking meathead. This entire Trump misnomer, Portland, Oregon, “is in shambles,” all started a few weeks back when Fox News mistakenly aired footage from the 2020 BLM protests, and like any dementia-riddled Grandma seeing an AI image for the first time, Trump […]

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Trump Is More Concerned With Escalator Payback Than Russian Fighter Jets In Alaska!!!

Donald Trump took time out of bitching about a civil disobedient escalator at the UN being nothing more than an UPPITY STAIRCASE, ON THE LEFT. To protect the vital interests of American national security. No, not from Russian fighter jets taunting Sarah Palin as she watches the War in Ukraine from her Alaskan front porch. […]

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Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!

Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]

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Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!

Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]

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Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?

Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]

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MAGA Is At The Cancel-Culture Karen Stage Of Grief!!!

It’s official, folks, MAGA has entered the Cancel-Culture Karen stage of grief. Now mourning the assassination of self-proclaimed “Free Speech” agitator and contagious far-right fuckboy Charlie Kirk, by demanding to speak to Antifa’s manager. Praying employers will feel so verbally molested by the ear rapist bitching on the other end of the phone about TuckFrump69 […]

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